Albert Zeyer (Mail) Homepage with many open source projects including source code, artworks, both images and music, pictures and some writings about technical stuff, tutorials and some stories.
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"Let the games begin!" sighed the lust-crazed secretary as the spread-eagled social worker defiled her alabaster ear lobes and drove his spouting candlestick into her palpitating rose bud.
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The code can be seen here. Please contact me if you find any problems. :)