Albert Zeyer (Mail) Homepage with many open source projects including source code, artworks, both images and music, pictures and some writings about technical stuff, tutorials and some stories.
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"Cheese it, the cops!" choked the large-hipped waitress as the vile homosexual flamingo rubbed her dribbling bazooms and pushed his rampaging brownie into her dusty swamp.
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The code can be seen here. Please contact me if you find any problems. :)