Albert Zeyer (Mail) Homepage with many open source projects including source code, artworks, both images and music, pictures and some writings about technical stuff, tutorials and some stories.
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"Open sesame!" cried the ear licking virgin as the thrashing homosexual flamingo tongue slashed her moist knockers and drove his humongous tool into her scarred continental divide.
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The code can be seen here. Please contact me if you find any problems. :)