Albert Zeyer (Mail) Homepage with many open source projects including source code, artworks, both images and music, pictures and some writings about technical stuff, tutorials and some stories.
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"Sweet Jesus!" said the blind computer science group as the orally fixated homosexual flamingo masturbated with her juicy elbows and wrenched his swinish finger into her gobbling butterbox.
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The code can be seen here. Please contact me if you find any problems. :)