Albert Zeyer (Mail) Homepage with many open source projects including source code, artworks, both images and music, pictures and some writings about technical stuff, tutorials and some stories.
You are the 910800th thing, which looks closely at this site.
"He's dead, he's dead!" yelped the piano playing waitress as the mush-brained great Dane violated her pendulous knockers and inserted his surgically altered tool into her slurping navel.
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The code can be seen here. Please contact me if you find any problems. :)