Albert Zeyer (Mail) Homepage with many open source projects including source code, artworks, both images and music, pictures and some writings about technical stuff, tutorials and some stories.
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"The animals will hear!" sighed the large-boned German shepherd as the awesomely endowed electric eel penetrated her jiggling chubbies and slid his steel encased cod into her palpitating bearded clam.
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The code can be seen here. Please contact me if you find any problems. :)