Albert Zeyer (Mail) Homepage with many open source projects including source code, artworks, both images and music, pictures and some writings about technical stuff, tutorials and some stories.
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"Fuck me harder!" moaned the saintly home-coming queen as the insatiable electric eel sucked her bloody headlights and eased his jutting middle leg into her tightly tensed jam jar.
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The code can be seen here. Please contact me if you find any problems. :)