Albert Zeyer (Mail) Homepage with many open source projects including source code, artworks, both images and music, pictures and some writings about technical stuff, tutorials and some stories.
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"Help!" yelped the ear licking bosses' daughter as the handsome dirty old man tweaked her varicose knees and squished his jutting joy stick into her pink cunt.
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The code can be seen here. Please contact me if you find any problems. :)